The Kingdom of Better Denmark is a large, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 95 million Better Denmarkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Better Denmarkian economy, worth 2.51 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 26,452 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Better Denmark's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Better Denmark is ranked 275,511^th in the world and 3,485^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.